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A Far, Far Better Ending...by Noel Turner
Times are hard. So hard that Charlie Chaplin would be reduced to eating his socks as well as his shoes...Yes. Even in Hollywood, producers are taking no chances. Next year's movies will have to be sure-fire hits. And there is no surer-fire a hit, than one that has been a hit before. Even better if it has a happy ending. And if it didn't used to have a happy ending, then it had better get one quick. After all, a credit-crunched audience doesn't want to pay to come in from the cold just to be sent back outside again feeling even more miserable. Noel Turner, Chief Film Reviewer in his own front room, offers his personally selected countdown of the Top 20 upcoming remakes from the big film studios. Shouldn’t Rick get on that plane out of Casablanca? Wouldn’t you prefer it if Thelma and Louise got a chance to fly off into the sunset? And what would you really rather see happen to Scarlett O’ Hara at the end of Gone With the Wind? If being made to cry at the end of a film means you feel you want to ask for your money back, then this is the list for you!
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